Benjamin Mendy and Coronavirus precautions

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

You know the score - a 3-0 forfeit victory to Burnley.

They've got to get those Dipper points somehow before they are forced to cancel the season. Jeez, one week it's Uefa-19 and the next it's Corona-19!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Bats and exotic ant eaters will be nervous of getting legal letters in the post.

Uefa will exonerate all bats, pangolins, ant eaters, snakes, weasels and skunks and point the finger at the Beswick cat population.

 

[Nellies left peg]

He'll do anything to get out of playing. If anyone said who will get corona out of the city squad it would have to be him ffs :-)

 

[Nellies left peg]

So Mendy hasn’t been in contact with any other city players.

Or got anywhere near any opposing forward

 

[kaz7]

He'll do anything to get out of playing. If anyone said who will get corona out of the city squad it would have to be him ffs :-)

they sent him out for some cans of soft drink and he came back with a virus

 

[Ederson's smiley tattoo]

Any news? Been more than a day?

 

[cleavers]

Any news? Been more than a day?

Tests are often 3 so no not yet.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Tests are often 3 so no not yet.

For us mortals yes, but I bet these players get their results back in hours

 

[blue b4 the moon]

For us mortals yes, but I bet these players get their results back in hours

Is that possible?

I assume things need to have time to grow in petri dishes?

 

[cleavers]

Is that possible?

I assume things need to have time to grow in petri dishes?

I think you're right currently, though they are trying to develop a "breath test" for it whioch would take about 30 seconds.