Best Wedding Speech Ever. Or is it?

[Magicpole]

As we all know, wedding speeches are usually forgettable and at times fucking awful. Where unfunny people, forgetting the funny gene passed them by, get to deliver a speech and think they are hilarious raconteur’s. People force out a few fake laughs and pray the boring **** cuts it short. Or somebody rushes the top table and is good at choking cunts out.

This isn’t one of those. This, I would gatecrash to hear. Anybody have any funny speeches, doesn’t have to be a wedding. Or if you can’t be arsed that’s fine too.

 

[talkativesprout]