Bewildering spam email titles

[guv]

I have absolutely no idea what this one must have been about!

Keep your relationship up quiet wear awoke

 

[josh06]

I have quite no idea what this means;

2008最優質的巧連智卡通~~可愛 +_+

 

[tommcfc]

i have no idea what either of you mean

 

[Wheelsy]

Stiffuwant?