BIG TOE ERUPTION

[willipp]

Don’t know why but I always thought you wore crocs around the house.

 

[Saddleworth2]

I dropped a knife on mine yesterday , proper bruise

I dropped a knife on mine. Who needs toes, proper overrated annoying pink wiggly pig like things.

 

[worsleyweb]

Does that include when a certain Prime Minister gets the occasional spot of abuse on here?

indeed if we all thought the same life would be very boring.

 

[jimharri]

indeed if we all thought the same life would be very boring.

I hope you remember that.

 

[worsleyweb]

I hope you remember that.

I always have. Others should perhaps heed that.

 

[Bill Walker]

I nearly lost my arm last week and didn’t start a fucking thread

That's not like you.
Usually it's any excuse to start a sex pest type thread..

 

[roman totale]

Fuck
Shit
Fuck
Twat
Bastard
Fuck
Shit
Bastard
Twat
Fuck
Fu-
Bang bang bang
Fuck
Shit
Ahhh
Twat

 

[Blue Mist]

Dear Mr Web,
I have looked for a morning update but worried to find nothing.
Has some thing happened, are you in A&E with no Internet reception? Perhaps worse, are you currently under the butchers scalpel?
Please update us as soon as you are on the ward.
#weneedtoknow

Yours, Mr Mist

 

[worsleyweb]

Dear Mr Web,
I have looked for a morning update but worried to find nothing.
Has some thing happened, are you in A&E with no Internet reception? Perhaps worse, are you currently under the butchers scalpel?
Please update us as soon as you are on the ward.
#weneedtoknow

Yours, Mr Mist

No fear not i am in work wearing a trainer and my suit. Thanks so much for your kind words and support

Pray for the Toe.