Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery

The guy who wanted a bigger stiffy, is now a big stiffy.

Cock up goes arse up in botched cock enlargement ballsup.

Hard on the family of prick seeking larger womb ferret, as bellend billionaire’s member now morte.

I can’t believe they never used my headline suggestions. Where’s the trust?

MagicPole writing about TragicPole.
 
Within my mates, the ones with the largest cocks tend to have the least attractive wives/partners. Based on my highly extensive survey, it’s clearly not that important a factor in the game of love.
why the fuck would a bloke be interested in the size of his mates cocks? summats not reet
 
Perhaps I shouldn't post on this thread as I am not a billionaire and I do not have a small penis.
 

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