Mad Eyed Screamer
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I had to buy 3 birthday cards yesterday for the step daughter (aged 32 and no. No pics!)
One from her brother (that can't stand her)
One from her son (aged 6 that she abandoned and he lives with us)
One from her mum (and me) and as much as she has motherly love for her, she also knows her daughter is a twat.
I struggled to buy a decent card. The wording on each one I picked up was awful. Vomit inducing.
"You are the best mum / sister / daughter that a son / brother / mother could wish for.....
And other type shite.
In the end I decided to take the piss out of her and for her son's card it said "thanks mum (or mom for the Yanks amongst us) for everything you do for me, you are appreciated" because she does fuck all for her son, so i want to see her face reading that!
For her brothers card I chose "on this day sit back, relax and do nothing" because that's what she does every fucking day.
I couldn't find a decent card for Mrs Screamer to give her so went for "funny" card that was barely funny.
Why can't card producers simply.make.great covers and leave the inside blank. We all don't live in this perfect world where every relative is the best relative they could ever have wished for. Plenty of relatives are twats but to keep the peace a card needs to be sent but without the Hallmarks propaganda inside.
One from her brother (that can't stand her)
One from her son (aged 6 that she abandoned and he lives with us)
One from her mum (and me) and as much as she has motherly love for her, she also knows her daughter is a twat.
I struggled to buy a decent card. The wording on each one I picked up was awful. Vomit inducing.
"You are the best mum / sister / daughter that a son / brother / mother could wish for.....
And other type shite.
In the end I decided to take the piss out of her and for her son's card it said "thanks mum (or mom for the Yanks amongst us) for everything you do for me, you are appreciated" because she does fuck all for her son, so i want to see her face reading that!
For her brothers card I chose "on this day sit back, relax and do nothing" because that's what she does every fucking day.
I couldn't find a decent card for Mrs Screamer to give her so went for "funny" card that was barely funny.
Why can't card producers simply.make.great covers and leave the inside blank. We all don't live in this perfect world where every relative is the best relative they could ever have wished for. Plenty of relatives are twats but to keep the peace a card needs to be sent but without the Hallmarks propaganda inside.