Bit of a slur on our Dave surely?

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I remember Gary Neville waxing lyrical about him and talking about how there is a bubble in the Manchester football world where everyone knows everyone’s business. Except with Dave he didn’t have a clue what restaurants he went out to and didn’t even know where he lived, if I was Dave I’d hide from Gary Neville if I saw him down the local Moon Under The Water having a Carling so no wonder he doesn’t know.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Well, whatever he was drinking and wherever he was partying, I am chuffed to fuck he kept doing both.
I hear he has been offered the Headmasters job at Hogwarts, hope he turns it down and comes back to City one day...!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

He’s a wee character.

Who, DaMarcus Beasley?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Does anyone remember when the crazy bastard ate a Bakewell tart? Not the type of actions you want to see from a professional footballer, 3 successive managers in Mancini, Pellegrini and Guardiola couldn’t curb that mean streak what a waste of a career.

I remember him having that Bakewell tart, or a bite of one. I hear he ate the other half and then the rest of the pack at the next half time. No one got a crumb off him.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I remember Gary Neville waxing lyrical about him and talking about how there is a bubble in the Manchester football world where everyone knows everyone’s business. Except with Dave he didn’t have a clue what restaurants he went out to and didn’t even know where he lived, if I was Dave I’d hide from Gary Neville if I saw him down the local Moon Under The Water having a Carling so no wonder he doesn’t know.

Silva lives in 'Apper'ay! Halfway down Moston Lane. The flats opposite the police station where the 112/3/4 turn off Conran Street and go up to the Ben Brierley. He has an account with Deiliveroo! He knows about Gary Nutter and has made 'arrangements' so their paths will ne'er cross.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

To be fair it's always puzzled me as to how a renowned boozer like Merlin has managed to be so consistently at the top of his game over these past 10 years.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Me too, imagine how good he couldve been if he had looked after himself. Absolute nonsense, hed prob put weight on if he even looked at a few pints and a chippy tea.

 

[Bozo]

No word of a lie just seen David passed out in Piccadilly Gardens covered in his own shit and vomit.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

He refused to buy James Milner for the same reason.

 

[dublinblue12]

What a drip