Blue Tuesday: Lakey's Question. Players' book titles???

[blueripple]

We've got Shaun Goater on the show on Tuesday, together with City magazine editor David Clayton who collaborated on the Goat's autobiography (entitled Feed the Goat). With this in mind, this week's question to you all is:

If a player, past or present, was to pen an autobiography, what would be its title?

The best suggestions will be read out by Emily on Tuesday. As always, thanks for your support.

OAB, AAB

Lakey

 

[RealMancsAreBlue]

Joey Barton - Twat !

 

[Phuk Tifano]

Heads I Win - Niall Quinn

 

[Blue Magpie]

'What a waste of money' by Lee BadBuy?

'Mr Blobby' by Robert Taylor? (With a 2009 foreword from David White?)

 

[Pigeonho]

'I was(n't) the first £10m player' by M.'B'. Phillips

 

[EddieR]

Brian Little's self-penned (autobiography) would surely be 'Little by Little'.

 

[blue cigar]

again,robert taylor. eats,shoots,leaves.

 

[Dyed Petya]

Crime and Punishment - Joey Barton

 

[Anonymous]

Misunderstood - Joe Barton
My Story - Michael Johnson foreward by Paul Gasgoigne, Tony Adams and Alex Higgins.
Lost my cape - Stephen Ireland
Misunderstood - Craig Bellamy

 

[Bruce Wades-Hughes]

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