Blue Tuesday question: Players' Aftershaves?

[blueripple]

Hi everyone

I was looking at the Avon catalogue, er, sorry, I was at the Selfridges fragrance counter recently and couldn't help but notice some of the daft names of the aftershaves. So this week's Blue Tuesday question is:

If a City player or manager brought out their own aftershave, what would it be called?

How's about

Deranged (Joey Barton)
Flamboyance (Rodney Marsh)
Escape (Steve Coppell)

Your suggestions welcome, as always!

OAB, AAB

Lakey

 

[glen quagmire]

hi lakey,
what about

'just love it' by kevin keegan
'squeaky clean' by alan ball
'traitor' by carlos tevez
'celebration' by adebayor
'knockout' by dabo
'legend' by glauber berti

 

[andy h]

'Aggressive' Andy Morrison
'9 Iron' Craig Bellamy
'Hero' Shaun Goater
'Sulk' Nic Anelka

 

[shadygiz]

trapping - michael johnson
dependable - shay given
forlorn - richard dunne

and my all time fav aftershave

bullshit - alex ferguson

 

[glen quagmire]

or what about,

lightning by martin petrov
greatness by colin bell
unforgetable by frank swift
unbeatable by shay given
versatile by paul lake
hero's return by shauny wright

 

[PaleBlue]

Enigma - Craig Bellamy

'V' - Vincent Kompany

Placid - Gareth Barry

Old Spice - Peter Reid

Rapid - David White

 

[Fanzone Danny]

How about:

Burberry - Joey Barton
Old Spice - David Beckham (get it?)
Happy - Emanual Adebayor
Play Intense - Craig Bellamy

 

[Cajosolu]

Winner - Alan Ball
Yawn - Frank Clarke
Roulette - Micheal Johnson
Bling - Micah Richards

And one for the rags...

 

[Bilboblue]

Cool Water - Paul Lake
Mazy - Kinkladze
Lightning - David White
Controversy - Emmanuel Adebayor
Assured - Kolo Toure
Memorable - Marc Vivien Foe

 

[city bairn]

"Feel the love" by Kolo Toure
"Effort" by Craig Bellamy
"Last gasp" by Paul Dickov
"Invisible" by Berti