After a really poor season I got a refresher of how exciting fishing can be over the last couple of days. I hardly know where to start. We had a cottage in Wroxham on the Norfolk Broads and had four kids (my 3 plus a friend) so I just took a bit of basic gear to let them have a play. A whip, a float rod and my ultralight lure rod. We did that and then suddenly I managed to buy myself a day when the wife decided to go home on the Friday with the cottage being booked until 9am Saturday. Sitting by the river earlier in the week I’d noticed that right in the town centre people are feeding dozens and dozens of swans and geese literally all day. As the sun went down the river came alive with boiling roach and I realised that this area was stuffed with fish. And that can only mean predators. I had an hour with the lure rod and it was full of weed, even with weed less setups. So I hatched a plan for the perch. I made a livebait rig for my ultralight rod/reel which has 6lb braid. I used fluorocarbon for the last couple of yards and then a wire trace(there are pike), with a single hook.
I got down to the promenade type area about 2pm and, dodging the flotilla of swans, dropped the whip in with a single maggot. The water was as clear as an aquarium. The float went down, I lifted into a roach which came up to the surface. And a massive fucking pike nailed it with an enormous swirl, nearly ripped the whip out of my hand and snapped the 2lb line. All this happened in about 5 seconds and I nearly filled my underpants. This was pushing 20 and I’ve never had a 20lb pike.
I don’t fish for pike in the summer but it looked like I had little choice here. I snatched a few more livebaits quickly whipping them out. I lip hooked a roach and cast it out to the area. Put the rod down, turned to sit down on the chair, turned back and the float was flying off to Norwich. Now bear in mind I’ve got perch gear here and a 7 foot wand of a lure rod, with 6lb line. And a crowd of tourists. And I’m attached to a crocodile which was flying all over the river. It looked 20 and lead me a right merry dance for about 10 minutes whilst the crowd ooed and aahed. I made a bit of progress but then with one savage lunge, the clearly visible monster parted the fluorocarbon above the trace. Shit.
I retackled with shaking hands and put on the tiniest roach and dropped it under my feet, against the boards, thinking it was more of a perchy area. As the bait sank the most enormous perch I’ve ever seen, easily over 4lb, came out, studied the bait intently on the end of its nose, then turned and sauntered off. By this point I’m combusting with excitement. Not long after the float shot off and I landed a 10lb pike easily, no dramas. Next cast, the float went again and I knew by the head shakes it was my quarry. A 3lb 1oz PB perch.
I think I had 2 more bites, pulling the bait out of one fish’s mouth and then losing a pike. I also hooked a swan which was embarrassing. You do miss bites on single hook rigs but I wouldn’t use trebles at this time of year. It’s too dangerous for the pike because they can swallow them. I needed more bait fish so got the whip out. Dropped it in, hooked a nice roach, and as it came to the top can you guess what happened? The beast from the east came up like lightning and nailed it and me all over again. Snap. Got a few baits, dropped one out and it went again but this time the fish came out of its mouth on the strike. It was dusk now and when I live bait I try to put them back alive before they are too exhausted to ease my guilty conscience and also to make sure the one on the hook is lively. I said earlier that the water was crystal clear. I dropped a roach in to the water and three 3lb perch appeared, nosed it down to the bottom and one swallowed it. When I put my fresh bait in which was now a perch, and a bit too big, they followed it around but wouldn’t take it.
now it was dark and I went home for a curry and beers and Mortimer and Whitehouse. I had to leave the cottage at 9am. I absolutely couldn’t resist getting up at 5am and going back to the river. First bait was a tiny roach which I dropped at my feet and the 4lb perch appeared, sized it up, didn’t fancy it and fucked off again. I had a Jack of about 6lb as the bait drifted off downsteam. An old boy set up on the opposite bank and I saw Moby Dick nail his roach on the surface. He knows exactly what he’s doing. It went quiet for an hour and then two anglers turned up and sat right next to me, maybe 10 yards away. One of them had been chatting to me last night and saw my perch and wanted some action. I couldn’t handle that so decided to move upstream. Moved upstream 50 years and the swim invaders only landed a 2-12 perch from my spot.
That’s the end of the tale. God it was good but I’m kicking myself for not taking off the wire trace when I saw the 4 pounder because whilst he was a wily old devil, I think it was the trace he could see. As far as I know the crocodile is still swimming around that marina nicking holiday maker’s fish and filling their underpants to his heart’s content.