Bluemoon Doctor's

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  1. Shirley

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    I once had a "wind" problem and after consulting with a doctor he recommended I get a dog.
     
  2. kippax4ever

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    Funny that.got fannyatist off the ex years back,Doc said refrain from intercourse for 6wks
    went back to see him with the ex for a follow up app.checked me out asked how i felt fantastic i said.asked the ex she didn't say owt
    he put in down to Cockermouth syndrome..
     
  3. sir baconface

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    Shih Tzu?
     
  4. aguero93:20

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    Brick the cunt's windows and torch his car.
     
  5. andyhinch

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    Sound advice as ever.
     
  6. 2sheikhs

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    I’m still haunted by the sight of you in a dress.
    I’d suggest that a lumpy elbow is the least of your problems.
    :-0
     
  7. BimboBob

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    Listen, Can you smell something?
    Ha! Hi mate :)
     
  8. Nob Rot.

    Wire brush and Dettol.

    Next.......
     
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  9. Magicpole

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    Try switching hands whilst masturbating. Worked for me, failing that get it seem to by a doctor.
     
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  10. Magicpole

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    You’re consistent, i’ll give you that. And to be fair, it is the appropriate action for most things.
     

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