bMp

[Why Always Ste]

Anyone become aware of this political phenomenon sweeping the nation?

Vast amounts of people are saying they will be voting for The B M P

Now forgive me for my political naievity but I have never heard of This BMP before, Who is their leader?
What is their Manifesto?


Or are they just confused, uneducated, upset and they mean The BNP (as in British National Party) ?

 

[Lucky Toma]

They get the facts off that internet.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You shouldn't laugh mate.

You're average BNP supporter does well to the get the 'B' bit right. Cut them some slack for fucks sake. Christ, you'll be expecting them to understand the irony of worshipping Tupac Shakur and voting BNP next!

One step at a time, please.

 

[Fame Monster]

How do you sink an Irish submarine?







Knock on the door.

 

[scowy68]

I just can't believe people on here spend as much time as they do talking about them.Everyone knows they have no chance of being elected,so why not talk about the other 3 parties that will get most our votes.

 

[Damocles]

British Mackerel Party

BRITISH SEAS FOR BRITISH FISH!
STOP THE INVASION OF WHALES!

"Within 50 years, our seas will be overrun with these Whales, we will be second class citizens in our own ocean!"

"I fought for these seas when American Crayfish invaded. Now, we're letting these Whales just swim into our rivers, disgusting it is! The Thames is FULL!".

"All of these Whales coming over here, eating our squid, getting protected by our humans, being given special homes in fancy musuems while the average mackeral is lucky to end up in a tin!. Our schools are full to the brim, we can't handle any more of them".

"We believe that there is a future for mackerel. A better future. A whale free future. We will be offering incentives for Whales to return to their natural habit of the freezing cold Arctic Ocean instead of our mild waters."

 

[tueartsboots]

It's the Barm/Muffin Party ! ;-)

 

[Damocles]

It's the Barm/Muffin Party ! ;-)

It spends all day arguing over a pointless issue that means nothing to anybody about from them?

Sounds about right for a political party

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

British Mackerel Party

BRITISH SEAS FOR BRITISH FISH!
STOP THE INVASION OF WHALES!

"Within 50 years, our seas will be overrun with these Whales, we will be second class citizens in our own ocean!"

"I fought for these seas when American Crayfish invaded. Now, we're letting these Whales just swim into our rivers, disgusting it is! The Thames is FULL!".

"All of these Whales coming over here, eating our squid, getting protected by our humans, being given special homes in fancy musuems while the average mackeral is lucky to end up in a tin!. Our schools are full to the brim, we can't handle any more of them".

"We believe that there is a future for mackerel. A better future. A whale free future. We will be offering incentives for Whales to return to their natural habit of the freezing cold Arctic Ocean instead of our mild waters."

This is an outrage. In 'the old days' England was the greatest country on Earth, now it's just a refuge for fat blubbery swim twats.

You've got my vote.

Keep England pure!

 

[tueartsboots]

It's the Barm/Muffin Party ! ;-)

It spends all day arguing over a pointless issue that means nothing to anybody about from them?

Sounds about right for a political party

You really are stalking me, aren't you ?