Bohemian Rhapsody: footballer version

BingoBango

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A work of genius: Bohemian Rhapsody, with every word replaced with a footballer's name. Enjoy.

<a class="postlink" href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TewHFKE7mpw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TewHFKE7mpw</a>
 
BingoBango said:
A work of genius: Bohemian Rhapsody, with every word replaced with a footballer's name. Enjoy.

<a class="postlink" href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TewHFKE7mpw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TewHFKE7mpw</a>

Hardly genius.
 
Here is a curry version

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow, Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.


Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...


(Guitar solo)


I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME!


Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo looo...)


I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back
Cause this loo is quarantined.


Here it comes,
There it goes,
technicolor yawn.
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again (There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again (There he goes)
It's coming up again, (Up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again


(No no no no no non o no no No).


On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes


This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!


(Guitar solo)


So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....


(Guitar solo)


Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.


Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me
 
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there's no way any amount of re-mixing of that tune would even make me consider clicking the link.
Even serial tune stealer Ronson couldn't fuck that one up anymore than the original.


aaahhh, it's in me head now.....
 

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