Bouncers in Poland

[mcfcliam]

Had a week on the piss in Krakow a few weeks back and going back in October in was that good.

Anyway, the bouncers/doormen are fucking huge. I mean seriously big. Their arms are like car bonnets and their hands are the size of my head.

It certainly made me behave in the bars and clubs else they'd have probably dry bummed me in some moody neo nazi alleyway.

Anyone else been and noticed this?

 

[simmers]

The club I go to in town has Polish bouncers. Hugher fuckers but really friendly

 

[blueinsa]

Had a week on the piss in Krakow a few weeks back and going back in October in was that good.

Anyway, the bouncers/doormen are fucking huge. I mean seriously big. Their arms are like car bonnets and their hands are the size of my head.

It certainly made me behave in the bars and clubs else they'd have probably dry bummed me in some moody neo nazi alleyway.

Anyone else been and noticed this?

Is there something you want to get off your chest lad?

We are an understanding bunch and you can confide in us...

 

[Lavinda Past]

Was I the only one expecting a gif of wobbling warsaw funbags?

Disappointed.

 

[LeeOnePen]

Been to krakow about six times now. They really have it sorted over there, one set of bars for stag/hen parties, a completely different sets for couples.

Sadly, the prices are hugely on the increase, be interesting to see how much the Euros have influenced this as well. When I first went in '07 a beer with complementary cherry vodka chaser was around 60p in the 'nicer' bars round the square, I can't even comprehend what it was when we headed further out.

If you're going again try Kazimierz or, if you fancy seeing something a bit more interesting/edgy, and feel brave Nowa Huta.

 

[mcfcliam]

Been to krakow about six times now. They really have it sorted over there, one set of bars for stag/hen parties, a completely different sets for couples.

Sadly, the prices are hugely on the increase, be interesting to see how much the Euros have influenced this as well. When I first went in '07 a beer with complementary cherry vodka chaser was around 60p in the 'nicer' bars round the square, I can't even comprehend what it was when we headed further out.

If you're going again try Kazimierz or, if you fancy seeing something a bit more interesting/edgy, and feel brave Nowa Huta.

We were paying £1 on average.

Top place and top beer. The spirits are lethel though.

 

[Blootoof]

Nice people considering the shit they've gone through as a country.

 

[cyberblue]

Had a week on the piss in Krakow a few weeks back and going back in October in was that good.

Anyway, the bouncers/doormen are fucking huge. I mean seriously big. Their arms are like car bonnets and their hands are the size of my head.

It certainly made me behave in the bars and clubs else they'd have probably dry bummed me in some moody neo nazi alleyway.

Anyone else been and noticed this?

What were the men bouncers like

 

[andyhinch]

Had a week on the piss in Krakow a few weeks back and going back in October in was that good.

Anyway, the bouncers/doormen are fucking huge. I mean seriously big. Their arms are like car bonnets and their hands are the size of my head.

It certainly made me behave in the bars and clubs else they'd have probably dry bummed me in some moody neo nazi alleyway.

Anyone else been and noticed this?

One of my best mates is a polish bouncer, left the country to mis national service ended up in the foreign leagone and was fuck off for creulty, or so the story goes. Seen him break this brothers jaw once never asked him to confirm the rest. Top bloke mind

 

[Bigga]

Had a week on the piss in Krakow a few weeks back and going back in October in was that good.

Anyway, the bouncers/doormen are fucking huge. I mean seriously big. Their arms are like car bonnets and their hands are the size of my head.

It certainly made me behave in the bars and clubs else they'd have probably dry bummed me in some moody neo nazi alleyway.

Anyone else been and noticed this?

Can we call you 'Purple Liam'??