Can you imagine? Hey everyone at Eastlands, give me £25 each and I'll buy the club and we can have it as a fan's own run club. I used to have a Henry the Cat savings account with the Woolwich so I'll really up there with all that money stuff. Having made my fortune in other industries, I'm confident I know how to run a football club profitably and competitively, to a level superior to that of the current management. How hard can it be? I'm really good on Footy Manager too.
I totally promise not to run off with your cash, and to prove I'm actually saving the club not royal shafting it, we'll be calling oursleves 'Knights' so everyone thinks we are here to save the club. Oh, and want to buy a scarf to show you are a real supporter? Great, that's another £20 thanks.