Its in The Blood
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They will bring that old yellow and green shirt out again to fook them up...
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Breaking News on Sky ref Utd takeover
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tevezlaces said:What if the tables were turned ?
If a group of City fans preparing for a takeover asked for the fans to chip in would you !?
I certainly would !
No - we have the best owners in the world.
City that is.
CITY FOR LIFE
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When they said all Utd fans maybe they meant Sheff Utd WHU, Scunthorpe, Newcastle, Dundee etc,etc,etcImmaculate Pasta said:£25 x 100,000 = £2.5m
The Glazers are shitting it.
This makes my weekend ..
Prestwich_Blue
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Did they say
"This is a message for the best football supporters in the world. We need your £25 here. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having it! Let's be having it!"
"This is a message for the best football supporters in the world. We need your £25 here. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having it! Let's be having it!"
LongsightM13
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Can every rag please send me £25. I guarantee that everybody responding to this once in a lifetime offer will receive, by registered mail, a handful of 'magic beans'. Fucking hell, if these people were from West Africa, we'd have the DTI and the fraud squad involved. They're like that George character from Fonejacker
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Prestwich_Blue said:Did they say
"This is a message for the best football supporters in the world. We need your £25 here. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having it! Let's be having it!"
LOL
squirtyflower
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no they mean the 100's of millions of fans around the worldCITY FOR LIFE said:When they said all Utd fans maybe they meant Sheff Utd WHU, Scunthorpe, Newcastle, Dundee etc,etc,etcImmaculate Pasta said:£25 x 100,000 = £2.5m
The Glazers are shitting it.
This makes my weekend ..
the fact that some over in asia earn £25 a year has hit not home with the caviar/champagne and prawn sandwich brigade
blue b4 the moon
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Maybe we should buy it and really burn it down.
Looks like Mr Red Knight and his mates don't have a pot to piss in.
Looks like Mr Red Knight and his mates don't have a pot to piss in.
bluetonium said:Can you imagine? Hey everyone at Eastlands, give me £25 each and I'll buy the club and we can have it as a fan's own run club. I used to have a Henry the Cat savings account with the Woolwich so I'll really up there with all that money stuff. Having made my fortune in other industries, I'm confident I know how to run a football club profitably and competitively, to a level superior to that of the current management. How hard can it be? I'm really good on Footy Manager too.
I totally promise not to run off with your cash, and to prove I'm actually saving the club not royal shafting it, we'll be calling oursleves 'Knights' so everyone thinks we are here to save the club. Oh, and want to buy a scarf to show you are a real supporter? Great, that's another £20 thanks.
Hang on I had this idea ages ago. Before our new bestest friends arrived I wrote in the fanzine City Til I Cry that I was prepared to open a bank account, ok it was in the Cayman Isles but I asked everybody to donate £25 and at some stage I would try and take over the club. Not one fan contributed (you tight bas*ards.) I could be the Chairman now, either that or sat on the beach in the Caymans, either one would have done me.
unexpected item
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In the style of a 419 Nigerian scam email...
SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
DEAR RAG:
I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP FOR TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.
I AM KEITH HARRIS (YOU MAY OF HEARD OF MY FRIEND ORVILLE THE DUCK) . MY BELOVED FOOTBALL TEAM HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 MILLION UK POUNDS. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.
I AM WORKING WITH MESSERS RAWLINSON, MARSHALL AND HYTNER, WHO ARE SUPER RICH WANKERS (SORRY, THAT'S BANKERS) WHO WILL BE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR MONEY.
THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHEQUE AS WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE BY THE GLAZIER FAMILY. MY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.
PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND SORT CODES AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO THERESONEBORNEVERYMINUTE@GREENANDYELLOW.COM SO THAT WE MAY SEND YOU A REPLICA NORWICH CITY SCARF FOR YOU TO SHOW YOUR LOVE AND DEVOTION, AND AS COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION.
AFTER I RECEIVE THE BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.
YOURS FAITHFULLY
SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
DEAR RAG:
I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP FOR TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.
I AM KEITH HARRIS (YOU MAY OF HEARD OF MY FRIEND ORVILLE THE DUCK) . MY BELOVED FOOTBALL TEAM HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 MILLION UK POUNDS. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.
I AM WORKING WITH MESSERS RAWLINSON, MARSHALL AND HYTNER, WHO ARE SUPER RICH WANKERS (SORRY, THAT'S BANKERS) WHO WILL BE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR MONEY.
THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHEQUE AS WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE BY THE GLAZIER FAMILY. MY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.
PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND SORT CODES AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO THERESONEBORNEVERYMINUTE@GREENANDYELLOW.COM SO THAT WE MAY SEND YOU A REPLICA NORWICH CITY SCARF FOR YOU TO SHOW YOUR LOVE AND DEVOTION, AND AS COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION.
AFTER I RECEIVE THE BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.
YOURS FAITHFULLY
LongsightM13
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Top stuff, item! Should email that to any rags you know, along with a picture of George the African conman from Fonejacker
MCC
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A spokesman for the Muppets said, " Please buy Delia Smith`s new summer cooking collection book. Some really good recepies in there including Bacon Face`s fantastic summer fry - roasted pig soaked in a special sauce of Bells and Speical Brew. At the very least buy a nice green and yellow scarf, or an inflatable canary and a Bryan Gunn signed photo."