MellowJoe
Well-Known Member
Had a brief encounter the other day.. I went to a supermarket.. it wasn't a super market, but it was ok. I bought some stuff, amongst which was a belt, I tried it on (small to medium) and then thought why take it off? I'll rip off the tag and pay for it at the till.
Anyway, I put other things in the basket and i gets to the till, and there's a blonde lady tending. Nobody sane would say this girl was ugly.. certainly too pretty to be arsing about at Asda..so it goes loaf of bread, bleep, paracetamol, bleep, bunch of flowers, bleep, vodka, bleep..
'What's this?'
'Oh, I bought a belt, I've got it on'
'Oh no problem, hehehe'
Bang! I get frequent leers at my gentleman's genital area and flashes of eye to eye.
I reckon I could go back and strike up a conversation, but, though clocking her name tag.. Hannah.. I couldn't pick her out of a line up... Plus nothing good could come of it anyway
Anyway, I put other things in the basket and i gets to the till, and there's a blonde lady tending. Nobody sane would say this girl was ugly.. certainly too pretty to be arsing about at Asda..so it goes loaf of bread, bleep, paracetamol, bleep, bunch of flowers, bleep, vodka, bleep..
'What's this?'
'Oh, I bought a belt, I've got it on'
'Oh no problem, hehehe'
Bang! I get frequent leers at my gentleman's genital area and flashes of eye to eye.
I reckon I could go back and strike up a conversation, but, though clocking her name tag.. Hannah.. I couldn't pick her out of a line up... Plus nothing good could come of it anyway