British Justice ... it sucks in this instance.

Markt85 said:
Chicago Blue + Ant = Oscar Pistorius
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Don't forget his bird the World Cup babe with the bottle up her arse and the look of shock
 
ChicagoAnt ' Your honour, yes i did shoot him from behind with a gun, but i never hit him with a bottle ''
 
Just to be serious for a minute, he should have been handed a dates sheet by now Oakie.

It will have the number of days of the full sentence. The number of days until he's eligible for early release. ( Half the sentence) And the number of days until he's eligible to be released on HDC ( tag. )

On a 14 month sentence, it should be around 150 days until he's eligible for tag.

Don't let him fall into the trap of thinking just because he's got a date, it's a done deal though. It is just the date he can apply for release on tag. Not a guarantee he will be.
 
tidyman said:
Just to be serious for a minute, he should have been handed a dates sheet by now Oakie.

It will have the number of days of the full sentence. The number of days until he's eligible for early release. ( Half the sentence) And the number of days until he's eligible to be released on HDC ( tag. )

On a 14 month sentence, it should be around 150 days until he's eligible for tag.

Don't let him fall into the trap of thinking just because he's got a date, it's a done deal though. It is just the date he can apply for release on tag. Not a guarantee he will be.
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At the moment he`s still being held in a "Holding Area" in Liverpool for 2 weeks.They then assess individuals and that will determine where they are sent for the term of their sentence.I might be wrong but maybe they get no dates etc,until they get to their respective prison.
Apparently this "holding area" is on an Industrial Estate,somewhere in Liverpool.
 
oakiecokie said:
tidyman said:
Just to be serious for a minute, he should have been handed a dates sheet by now Oakie.

It will have the number of days of the full sentence. The number of days until he's eligible for early release. ( Half the sentence) And the number of days until he's eligible to be released on HDC ( tag. )

On a 14 month sentence, it should be around 150 days until he's eligible for tag.

Don't let him fall into the trap of thinking just because he's got a date, it's a done deal though. It is just the date he can apply for release on tag. Not a guarantee he will be.
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At the moment he`s still being held in a "Holding Area" in Liverpool for 2 weeks.They then assess individuals and that will determine where they are sent for the term of their sentence.I might be wrong but maybe they get no dates etc,until they get to their respective prison.
Apparently this "holding area" is on an Industrial Estate,somewhere in Liverpool.
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Fair enough. I don't know anything about holding areas.

Normally you're sent to a local jail. Strangeways for Manchester. Forest Bank for Salford and Stockport. Depending on room. And are assessed there before been sent to a Cat C. to do the main lump. But you're normally given the sheet within a day or two of been sentenced.

I'm sure he's on it anyway.
 
A civilised bloke in the lav,
Was attacked from behind by a chav,
With the jury confused,
whether a bottle was used,
the judge said a dilemma we have.

The chav's loyal friend took his word,
despite the fact that the thug's doing bird,
in a court of the law,
the evidence we all saw,
suggested the thug's story absurd.

The kangaroo court of bluemoon,
had a go at old Oakie the loon,
they said open your eyes,
and fasten your flies,
with a clear mind you'll soon change your tune.

Then as the argument began to abate,
came a gun happy clown from the States,
his gums all a flap,
he was talking such crap,
said "possessing a firearm is great!"

In the country that loves stars and stripes,
they believe in and talk utter tripe,
so the lefties ganged up,
but poor Ant is still banged up,
'cos the cops found some glass near the pipes.

So to sum up the entire thread,
there's a few things that ought to be said,
if a bloke owns a gun,
or fights in a bog just for fun,
I'll presume that he's soft in the head.
 
citykev28 said:
A civilised bloke in the lav,
Was attacked from behind by a chav,
With the jury confused,
whether a bottle was used,
the judge said a dilemma we have.

The chav's loyal friend took his word,
despite the fact that the thug's doing bird,
in a court of the law,
the evidence we all saw,
suggested the thug's story absurd.

The kangaroo court of bluemoon,
had a go at old Oakie the loon,
they said open your eyes,
and fasten your flies,
with a clear mind you'll soon change your tune.

Then as the argument began to abate,
came a gun happy clown from the States,
his gums all a flap,
he was talking such crap,
said "possessing a firearm is great!"

In the country that loves stars and stripes,
they believe in and talk utter tripe,
so the lefties ganged up,
but poor Ant is still banged up,
'cos the cops found some glass near the pipes.

So to sum up the entire thread,
there's a few things that ought to be said,
if a bloke owns a gun,
or fights in a bog just for fun,
I'll presume that he's soft in the head.
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citykev28 said:
A civilised bloke in the lav,
Was attacked from behind by a chav,
With the jury confused,
whether a bottle was used,
the judge said a dilemma we have.

The chav's loyal friend took his word,
despite the fact that the thug's doing bird,
in a court of the law,
the evidence we all saw,
suggested the thug's story absurd.

The kangaroo court of bluemoon,
had a go at old Oakie the loon,
they said open your eyes,
and fasten your flies,
with a clear mind you'll soon change your tune.

Then as the argument began to abate,
came a gun happy clown from the States,
his gums all a flap,
he was talking such crap,
said "possessing a firearm is great!"

In the country that loves stars and stripes,
they believe in and talk utter tripe,
so the lefties ganged up,
but poor Ant is still banged up,
'cos the cops found some glass near the pipes.

So to sum up the entire thread,
there's a few things that ought to be said,
if a bloke owns a gun,
or fights in a bog just for fun,
I'll presume that he's soft in the head.
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I don`t think Lord Byron or Tennyson have too much to worry about ... but must admit it did make me smile.Not a bad attempt mate.
 
Great ode from Kev


Sad **** going to all that trouble though
 
Who says money doesn`t talk ?? :

Former N-Dubz singer Dappy has been found guilty of assaulting a man in an Essex nightclub.

The 27-year-old, whose real name is Dino Costas Contostavlos, had denied attacking George Chittock in the early hours of February 27 during a public appearance at Chicago's nightclub in Chelmsford.

Dappy claimed he lashed out in self-defence but was convicted by magistrates at Chelmsford Magistrates' Court and fined £800.

As well as the fine, he was ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £80 and costs of £930.

Chair of the bench Angela Tucker said the magistrates had found Contostavlos was not under any physical threat at the time of the incident.

He held his head in his hands as the verdict was delivered.

Summing up the case, prosecutor Jacqueline Carey had told the court: "It is no defence for anybody, celebrity or otherwise, to say 'I lashed out because he was rude to me'."

Mitigating, Jon Harrison said: "It was no doubt a regrettable incident but one that was over very quickly and left a person red faced and very, very angry.

"He is a polarising figure who is clearly liked by a great many people but he is equally disliked by many others."

On Wednesday comedian Jim Davidson turned up at the court to support his "good friend" at the start of the trial.

The pair met while appearing on the reality show Big Brother.

The court was read details of Contostavlos' criminal record, including a six-month suspended sentence for affray and assault in February 2012.

A trial last year heard how he sparked a "mob-handed attack" when he spat at Grace Cochran and Serena Burton, who were both 19, at a petrol station in Guildford, Surrey.

In November Dappy was left injured after being kicked in the face by a horse at his Hertfordshire home.
 
citykev28 said:
A civilised bloke in the lav,
Was attacked from behind by a chav,
With the jury confused,
whether a bottle was used,
the judge said a dilemma we have.

The chav's loyal friend took his word,
despite the fact that the thug's doing bird,
in a court of the law,
the evidence we all saw,
suggested the thug's story absurd.

The kangaroo court of bluemoon,
had a go at old Oakie the loon,
they said open your eyes,
and fasten your flies,
with a clear mind you'll soon change your tune.

Then as the argument began to abate,
came a gun happy clown from the States,
his gums all a flap,
he was talking such crap,
said "possessing a firearm is great!"

In the country that loves stars and stripes,
they believe in and talk utter tripe,
so the lefties ganged up,
but poor Ant is still banged up,
'cos the cops found some glass near the pipes.

So to sum up the entire thread,
there's a few things that ought to be said,
if a bloke owns a gun,
or fights in a bog just for fun,
I'll presume that he's soft in the head.
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oakiecokie said:
Who says money doesn`t talk ?? :

Former N-Dubz singer Dappy has been found guilty of assaulting a man in an Essex nightclub. The 27-year-old, whose real name is Dino Costas Contostavlos, had denied attacking George Chittock in the early hours of February 27 during a public appearance at Chicago's nightclub in Chelmsford. Dappy claimed he lashed out in self-defence but was convicted by magistrates at Chelmsford Magistrates' Court and fined £800.

As well as the fine, he was ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £80 and costs of £930.
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The difference is that he didn't use what could be defined as a weapon (e.g. head-butt or glass/bottle etc) and it wasn't premeditated. Plus there wasn't an injury that could be described as "serious". It's probably the least serious step on the 'Assault' ladder, despite his prior. So I know it seems unfair but a fine appears to be the correct sentence, according to the guidelines here.

I still think, based on what you told us, that Ant was treated slightly harshly by the way.
 
I've had many a verbal fight with my neighbour on a regular basis over the years but if she attacked me i would expect the law to come down hard on her
The only time i believe you can use sustained abuse as an excuse to attack someone should be in domestic violence cases
 
Oakie. Ask yourself this ... If you were staying round Ants one night , would you really be comfortable in the middle of the night going for a piss ? ... I rest my case.

Thread. Close. Close. Thread.
 
citykev28 said:
A civilised bloke in the lav,
Was attacked from behind by a chav,
With the jury confused,
whether a bottle was used,
the judge said a dilemma we have.

The chav's loyal friend took his word,
despite the fact that the thug's doing bird,
in a court of the law,
the evidence we all saw,
suggested the thug's story absurd.

The kangaroo court of bluemoon,
had a go at old Oakie the loon,
they said open your eyes,
and fasten your flies,
with a clear mind you'll soon change your tune.

Then as the argument began to abate,
came a gun happy clown from the States,
his gums all a flap,
he was talking such crap,
said "possessing a firearm is great!"

In the country that loves stars and stripes,
they believe in and talk utter tripe,
so the lefties ganged up,
but poor Ant is still banged up,
'cos the cops found some glass near the pipes.

So to sum up the entire thread,
there's a few things that ought to be said,
if a bloke owns a gun,
or fights in a bog just for fun,
I'll presume that he's soft in the head.
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Ammy, you might want to re-think that PM you sent
 
There once were Mancs with a keyboard
Who thought all their mates would be awed
If they could write some drivel
About guns and the dibble
But we all just ended up bored.

They thought they 'owned' a Forum in Manc
That contained dozens of posts full of wank
"Fear not" they all said
"You'll never end up dead"
"You will at my house" said the Yank

Fetlock, CityKev and some others
Tried to impress their Bluemoon brothers
They all huffed and they puffed
But it all left ChicagoBlue quite chuffed
As they ran off, back to their mothers.

So the debate, we all thought it had ended
With both sides in their corners, unbended
But the thread wouldn't die
Though the end surely is nigh
Unless Ant's sentence gets extended.

So I bid you all a fond farewell
As I've told you all that I can tell
If we could all just be happy
Ant wouldn't have got slappy
And wouldn't have ended up in a cell!
 
ChicagoBlue said:
There once were Mancs with a keyboard
Who thought all their mates would be awed
If they could write some drivel
About guns and the dibble
But we all just ended up bored.

They thought they 'owned' a Forum in Manc
That contained dozens of posts full of wank
"Fear not" they all said
"You'll never end up dead"
"You will at my house" said the Yank

Fetlock, CityKev and some others
Tried to impress their Bluemoon brothers
They all huffed and they puffed
But it all left ChicagoBlue quite chuffed
As they ran off, back to their mothers.

So the debate, we all thought it had ended
With both sides in their corners, unbended
But the thread wouldn't die
Though the end surely is nigh
Unless Ant's sentence gets extended.

So I bid you all a fond farewell
As I've told you all that I can tell
If we could all just be happy
Ant wouldn't have got slappy
And wouldn't have ended up in a cell!
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I've just put that through google translate and it came back with.

Fuck you kev, fuck you in the arse you ****.
 
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