Bullseye

I don't know if it is apocryphal or not but loved this:

Jim: "Now then our next contestants are Dave & John; John you're unemployed at the moment aren't you"

John: "yes Jim"

Jim: "That's great."
 
Best bully ever was when the couple going for the star prize hit 5 single 20s.

it was 101 or more to win the star prize

last dart hit the wire and bounced out ....i nearly wet myself laughing
 
Pigeonho said:
Remember the prizes? A VCR!!!

I used to like the one Barrymore did, can't think of the fucking name now. He would run up and down stairs, I remember that.
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There was always a carriage clock or a fuckin teasmaid!
 
Pigeonho said:
Remember the prizes? A VCR!!!

I used to like the one Barrymore did, can't think of the fucking name now. He would run up and down stairs, I remember that.
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strike it rich?
 
yorks blue said:
Pigeonho said:
Remember the prizes? A VCR!!!

I used to like the one Barrymore did, can't think of the fucking name now. He would run up and down stairs, I remember that.
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strike it rich?
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Yeah that was the one. Loved that! Also liked the one with Ted Rodgers and Dusty Bin in the mid 80's. Every Saturday night was being allowed downstairs to watch that and then TJ Hooker!
 
The prizes on Bullseye were ridiculous,two blokes won a fitted kitchen,two more won a speedboat and lived in Nottingham about as far from the sea as you can get in England.
 
Have a look at what you would have won...

Cue sliding door opening to reveal a fucking caravan. Old people won a speedboat and the youngsters won the caravan. Madness.


Not as bad as that 3-2-1 thing with that rubbish bin. The questions were completely weird.
 
3-2-1; those riddles were more cryptic than the Financial Times prize crossword.

"the clue said "you'll find me in the garage and I have four wheels. I have many colours and love is what I feels!". Well you might have thought it is the car but "I have many colours"? Well we know someone who has many colours and four wheels to help him move. You'd also keep one of these in your garage and we all do love him, that's right you've won the Bin!!!"

WHAT THE FUCK????
 
Rodgers: This is a composer, German by birth, English by adoption. Best know for an oratorio published in 1741. It was called "Messiah". You're bound to know his handle

Female Contestant: Oh god, i used to have it at school. Is it Handels water music?

Rodgers: So who's the composer?

Female Contestant: Is it Chopin?

Rodgers: (turns to other team) i can offer it too you.

Man Contestant: Is it Beethoven?


Twaaaaaats!
 
My Dad was on there once. Him and his mate came second.

A re-run of that particular show was on a few years back, and my Dad shouted me and my (ex) GF in. My ex was adamant it wasn't my Dad as he had a tash. That just about summed her up really.
 
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