I received a warning letter today from HM Revenue and Customs regarding my wifes PAYE and National Insurance contributions.
I paid them a couple of days too early it was allocated into period two instead of period three.
Their computer can't handle this and so sends out a warning. You have to go through the rigmorole of phoning them and then they have to allocate the payment manually
"Oh yes Mr Jones, you've overpaid for period two. Shall I allocate the overpayment to period three?" No fucking apology or owt. You really want to be sarcastic and reply with "No, just keep the money and I'll pay you again"