I had been thinking "come on, Fulham" but after that display I would take suffering the thought of possibly, just possibly losing to the rags in the final as the acceptable price of the utter delight that would come from a Haaland-KDB-Foden-Alvarez masterclass to humiliate them before a worldwide audience and a Wembley rapidly emptying at one end.
(With stroppy Fernandes sent off after the sixth goal goes in.)