excellent.....but the "stop posting about united police" will be along in a minute to give you a bollocking
i like this.....
DUE TO MASSIVE DEBT WE ANNOUNCE THIS BARGAIN OF A LIFETIME opportunity.
The Swamp of dreams is up for sale.
Reinact those classic moments like:
That Dennins Law Back heel.
Andersons Amazing shooting ability
Gerrards thrust in corner flag
JERMAINE BECKFORD
UWE'S GRANDAD BLOWING THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
BACON FACE FERGIES CHEWING GUM ADDED TIME HEART ATTACK DANCE
You can buy this absolute shit hole with bidding starting at a bargain 99p, but we need 700 million so please dig deep,
Please feel free to email me any questions at
Clubinruin@glazierjewarmy.com