Taximania said:oakiecokie said:stony said:Not sure I'd like one up my japs eye. I remember waking up in hospital once with a catheter attached and thinking 'how the fuck did they get that up there' my second thought was 'thank fuck I was asleep when they did it'
Having it taken out was a weird experience. Not unpleasant, just very strange.
Had the one down the old bell end when they were checking me for prostate cancer (thankfully all clear).True story that I had a nurse standing behind me and clutching my hand.I thought WTF is this all about.I was told to cough as hard as I could and thats when the old japs eye was fully opened by the camera.Christ kinows how I didn`t break the nurses fingers.
I said "oh shit" and apologised."Its alright love,I`ve heard far worse than that" she grinned.
Later that night I was taking a piss in my local and the stinging sensation was unbearable.
A small price to pay,knowing you are all clear of anything untowards with your health.
Not necessarily clear my old friend : (
It just means the biopsy section tested was negative
Look out for the signs and be aware
Psa testing is probably advisable for all men over 50 regardless of symptoms
A genuine question here
Is the camera up the bottie from the OP for this reason ?
It cant be I'm sure as birds don't have a prostate and tobz said she was a young woman on a recent thread so why else then do you photograph up the kyber pass for the posters who have experienced this procedure ?
Is it for a multitude of reasons.
Serious question BTW
Prostate yes as you get machine gunned down with core samples
Bit like a spud gun I imagine but why else would you camera otherwize as we have accurate ultrasound machines ?
I am sure the OP will have now pm'd and nominated Batblue as his cellar mediator and councilor owing to his reassurances and psychological help in this his hour of need : 0
An old angular tv being ripped through the intestines
Jeeeeses lord help us all eh
Bad pain,blood,bloating,also fatigue.Taximania said:BigOscar said:I've had it twice and can't say I'd recommend it! The day before where you have to down about 8 litres of horrendous tasting shite that makes you shit out you're insides untill you're pissing out your arse isn't a whole lot of fun, definitely one of the few occassions when being able to down pints of just about anything helps.
As for thing itself, the first time was terrible, they had to stop it and sedate me halfway through and I was in hospital for a week afterwards, but that was an unusual complication as it turned out that my problem was that I'd damaged the nerves in my intestines, which obviously didn't enjoy having a cable stabbed into them. Second time I was sedated before and it was fine, I just needed the biggest fart in history afterwards. I had no problem at all with the down the throat one, it was no worse for me than having a mold of your teeth done at the dentist.
Hiya pal
But what was the procedure for
I take it they damaged your intestinal nerves by being overly zealous
Why are the medical profession whacking thing up cellarites bottoms
Is it for a multitude of reasons and what was the OP having it done for ?
It sounds a tad invasive to all concerned
I might of explained that badly. The procedure didn't cause the nerve damage, it merely highlighted it and caused my body to react badly for a few days. I had it done as I was in crazy abdominal pain with no real extra symptoms and I had just about every test possible done to figure out why. It turns out that I damaged my nerves during previous abdominal surgeries.Taximania said:BigOscar said:I've had it twice and can't say I'd recommend it! The day before where you have to down about 8 litres of horrendous tasting shite that makes you shit out you're insides untill you're pissing out your arse isn't a whole lot of fun, definitely one of the few occassions when being able to down pints of just about anything helps.
As for thing itself, the first time was terrible, they had to stop it and sedate me halfway through and I was in hospital for a week afterwards, but that was an unusual complication as it turned out that my problem was that I'd damaged the nerves in my intestines, which obviously didn't enjoy having a cable stabbed into them. Second time I was sedated before and it was fine, I just needed the biggest fart in history afterwards. I had no problem at all with the down the throat one, it was no worse for me than having a mold of your teeth done at the dentist.
Hiya pal
But what was the procedure for
I take it they damaged your intestinal nerves by being overly zealous
Why are the medical profession whacking thing up cellarites bottoms
Is it for a multitude of reasons and what was the OP having it done for ?
It sounds a tad invasive to all concerned
parkbench said:I've twice experienced the camera in the front docking port. First time with a very attractive young nurse in attendance with a very soothing bedside manner. Surreal. Second time, nurse was more old school and keen to finish her shift. Less surreal.
I wouldn't say catheterisation is bucket list material, but that's just a personal view. Insertion not too bad, but exit strategy had a lot in common with starting an outboard motor. Toes were wrapped around the bed frame like an eagles talons.
Main thing is to get the anaesthetic gel slapped on.