Camera up the bum

[Eds]

Use baby wipes, makes the area less sore after shitting about 20 times in the past 24 hours. Get sedated, you won't feel a thing or remember it.

 

[talkativesprout]

Not being able to risk a fart whilst in the waiting room was the worst part of my anniversary colonoscopy, toilet roll bum bung is your friend as is babywipes and petroleum jelly the night before....sounds like a rent boys weekend away kit

 

[Blue Maverick]

Not being able to risk a fart whilst in the waiting room was the worst part of my anniversary colonoscopy, toilet roll bum bung is your friend as is babywipes and petroleum jelly the night before....sounds like a rent boys weekend away kit

Just need a Chelsea top then

 

[Blue Mist]

Hello llo lo
How are you ou u.
That's the echo the Doctor heard when he shoved the box brownie up.

 

[NZBlue]

Is this the alternative to watching the rags v sevilla?

 

[JASR]

Doctor: Well Mr Biggie, I've got some bad news and some good news.
Biggie: it's ok Doctor I can take it, bad news first
Doctor: I've lost my iPhone
Biggie: And the good news ?
Doctor: You should shit it out within a few days.

Doctor: Well Mr Biggie, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Biggie: it's ok Doctor I can take it, good news first
Doctor: Your arse looks and feels great!
Biggie: And the bad news ?
Doctor: I'm not a doctor

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Well, luckily for me I got a clean bill of health, no problems up my shitter.
Very relieved

 

[MCFC Wirral]

CT scan this morning. It’s certainly an experience. Just a check up this time.

I had an ileostomy last year which saved my life (infected bowel) and presently use a stoma bag. I’d like it reversed and hope for good news soon.

Best wishes to everyone with health issues.

 

[talkativesprout]

Very relieved

I should think so, that bowel prep is the work of the devil

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I should think so, that bowel prep is the work of the devil

That is so true mate, fuckin vile stuff