Caption Competition: Carlos Tevez

[Superman_7]

Tevez and zab after watching owens misses last night for the scum

 

[Chinley Blues Jr]

"and once he passed out in the showers after a bottle of wiskey, turns out he has a 1 inch penis"

 

[1894]

Thanks for knocking me over in the shower amigo, it got me out of that meaningless international in Russia next week.

 

[deano ou812]

the weathers crap but fuck the money is good

 

[Halfpenny]

Carlos: And I tell you Pablo, I got swine flu from Micah but I think it's gone.

Pablo: AAAAAAAAAA-CHOO.

 

[deano ou812]

and guess what pablo... it was ferguson in the gimp mask all along

 

[mr t]

And my agent he practice it for weeks and he say in perfect English "Fuck you Mr Baconface - my boy Carlos he got no texts from you and he's off to Citeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

[samharris]

Gottle o' geer...

 

[Phuk Tifano]

ARRRRRGHHHHHH, PABLO!!!!!!! YOUR F***ING EAR'S ON FIRE!!!!