Caption competition

[babyape]

If i ignore the twat on my left will he go away?

Winner for me, as any of the three could be saying it and it works....

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I'm glad you didn't panic Ed

 

[mat]

"Do you want a sweetie?"

 

[moh]

"and you are?........Ed Woodward?....seriously?..........that bloke of the telly.....I love that show!"

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

"Mourinho? No, no, Ed, you daft twat. Ferguson ordered 'more viño.' He's running out again."

 

[Crouchinho]

Welcome Special One let's talk about the history of the club, first off the Munich disaster sponsored by Chevrolet

 

[kaz7]

Winner for me, as any of the three could be saying it and it works....

Well spotted,the only one lol

 

[burning blue soul]

"some fucking idiot has parked 2 buses in the car park and blocked me in"

 

[oldius]

You go that way, Jose go that way. My principles are definitely around here somewhere.

 

[East Level 2]

Ticket Tout: Hi Jose, it's an honour to welcome you to your new home.
Maureen: Cheers baldy, and I thought you didn't like me.
Ticket Tout: I don't cos you're a ****. But I said I'd keep quiet if they named a stand after me.