Car keys left in ignition doors locked !!!!!

[burnley blue mcfc]

@aguero93:20 must’ve sorted this by now :)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

tony, be honest.....You ve been reading stanley collymore again haven t you????



tut tut

 

[Ban-jani]

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought “bet that was his Mrs”.

 

[HellYeah]

The clues in the post.


She.

I see, that explains it.

Reminds me of a work colleague, she went to fill her car at the petrol station, filler cap was frozen stuck due to the weather and proceeded to melt the ice with her cigarette lighter

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I once parked my car at Heathrow and flew to India. With the engine still running...

I wouldn’t like to fly it the engine wasn’t still running!

 

[goatersnipple]

Have you explored the possibility of bricking your own (car's) back windows? Torching the fucker is optional.

I'd brick me wifes back windows if she did that. ...

Dry

 

[Armchair Supporter]

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought “bet that was his Mrs”.

Bit sexist tbh

 

[Armchair Supporter]

So what happened op?
I haven't slept a wink.

Poor form not giving updates tbh

 

[Ban-jani]

Bit sexist tbh

Stop being a SJW far-leftist cult member