Carabao Cup 3rd Round Matches | 22nd/23rd/24th September

[SebastianBlue]

They were made to work hard for this win with a lot of their 1st team playing.

Fancy Brighton to turn them over on Saturday.

Already adding it to my accumulator.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Safe to say they're back.

Again.

156th time now.

 

[Goater=Legend]

So much for him moaning about Greenwood needing a rest lol

 

[cleavers]

I put the game on about 10 minutes in, watched it for 2 minutes, it was so shite I turned over and watched some documentary about the Amazon (river), and then Simon Reeves in Australia on bbc4.

Just checked the result to find an emphatic rag victory, well in the last 4 minutes after the obligatory penalty, doesn't look like I missed much.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

I put the game on about 10 minutes in, watched it for 2 minutes, it was so shite I turned over and watched some documentary about the Amazon (river), and then Simon Reeves in Australia on bbc4.

Just checked the result to find an emphatic rag victory, well in the last 4 minutes after the obligatory penalty, doesn't look like I missed much.

Yeah,I watched for a bit....then decided to count the petals on some flowers the wife bought(for herself).....103....counted twice....deffo 103.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Darren Bent has just span that abject performance as "Man Utd are going places".

Whilst wearing a roll neck and cardigan.

I'm off to bed.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Ahhh mykonos maguire is playing..

Is that Harry 'flown home with a still valid criminal record' MacLiaryhen?

 

[The Black Shed]

Yeah,I watched for a bit....then decided to count the petals on some flowers the wife bought(for herself).....103....counted twice....deffo 103.

Lol

 

[Mike Cledford]

Jessie Lingard easily in the Top 5 Current Wage Thiefs in the Premier League

He is also wanted for stealing England shirts and caps.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Yeah,I watched for a bit....then decided to count the petals on some flowers the wife bought(for herself).....103....counted twice....deffo 103.

This genuinely reads like a prompt for a short story exercise at a workshop.

103 Petals
A story of love, loss, and the ****ing unncessary amount of petals in a £10.50 bouquet told over 90 minutes of the most turgid football known to mankind.

Third Prize Winner
Stretford Writers’ Workshop