Carol Vorderman's sit-upon

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  1. Ancient Citizen

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    Again been voted rear of the year after fending off some delightful peachy and pert posteriors. Derserved winner for me, as I like my nose nuzzlers absolutely perfect, plus VAT at 10%. (The current rate would put her way out of contention, and lead to cruel jibes like, ''Hear comes Two Stools,'' and other hurtful comments).
    Definitely top of the tree in the titillating trumper department.
     
  2. BimboBob

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    Listen, Can you smell something?
    Pics or it never happened.
     
  3. stony

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    Not a fan of Vorderman at all. If she offered it on a plate I'd go home and have a wank over Rachel Riley instead.

    The rear of the year award has been forever tainted.
     
  4. BimboBob

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    Listen, Can you smell something?

    Get out you disgusting oaf. I'd rather wank over you than Riley.
     
  5. Quite agree. Not seen any recent photo but if it's anything like her usual sweet, chunky, perfect trouser filling buttocks then it's a well won accolade in my books. Oh to be a piece of Izal in her powder room.
     
  6. stony

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    Your taste in women is on record as being dubious at best. Dwarf shagging twat.
     
  7. BimboBob

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    Two words.


    Gail Platt.
     
  8. BoyBlue_1985

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    Dafuq is this shit
    At her age without clothes on im guessing her arse wpuld be pretty rank and saggy but fair play to the old goons keeping her in there wank bank
     
  9. dazdon

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    Not a fan to be honest.

    Her arse is enormous.
     
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  10. ColinBellsjockstrap

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    And that's a problem?
     

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