Carol Vorderman's sit-upon

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  1. Djibrilshairdo

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    Vorderman is like Trigger’s broom, fuck all left of the original.
     
  2. Stoned Rose

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    Samaras was always shit at maths.
     
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  3. TravisBickle

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    Don’t see the attraction.
    She needs to cut the fake plastic shit otherwise she’ll end up looking like Katie Price!
     
  4. skiddypants

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    Vorderman is in my top ten with Debbie Harry, Dannii Minogue.
    My latest flame is Holly Willoughby.
     
  5. Blue Mist

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    Fisher Price more like.
     
  6. sir baconface

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    Not in my lifetime.
    No problem. Help is available.
     
  7. Sid C

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    What!! 30 seconds with the countdown music playing whilst you’re trying to shoot your fat before the ‘ding’ goes.

    No chance mate, it’ll take you an hour just trying to fight through all the folds of fat on that great big arse of hers.
     
  8. Worth it in the though.
     
  9. Sid C

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    Erm. Yeah ok.

    Take a shovel with you.
     
  10. big gaz

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    Rag
     

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