Carrots

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

When you are young you are told that eating carrots is good for your eyesight but when you get older you end up wearing glasses, why is this?

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

When you are young you are told that eating carrots is good for your eyesight but when you get older you end up wearing glasses, why is this?

Because you don't eat your carrots....

 

[Elbow beards]

When you are young you are told that eating carrots is good for your eyesight but when you get older you end up wearing glasses, why is this?

Because it's a myth

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When you are young you are told that eating carrots is good for your eyesight but when you get older you end up wearing glasses, why is this?

'Cos yer didn't eat enough. Yer had to eat 5kg a day, but if yer were born with the wrong kind of eyes then it wouldn't make any difference if yer ate a ton for breakfast.

I had a similar problem wi' me feet. I could have been Colin Bell but I had the wrong kind of feet.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

'Cos yer didn't eat enough. Yer had to eat 5kg a day, but if yer were born with the wrong kind of eyes then it wouldn't make any difference if yer ate a ton for breakfast.

I had a similar problem wi' me feet. I could have been Colin Bell but I had the wrong kind of feet.

2 left ones?

 

[Elbow beards]

I suggest you read the following publication, it covers the subject extensively

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

2 left ones?

Nope, one of each but neither would do what my brain was tellin' 'em! I used a similar instruction to the one I'm frequently heard uttering from CBL3 - 'Shoot yer bastard, shoot!'

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I suggest you read the following publication, it covers the subject extensively

Thanks mate, I will give that a looking at.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I think you have to get the eating carrots/wanking balance right. One makes you go blind and the other helps your eyesight. Maybe a daily ratio of 2:1 in favour of the carrots is best.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

When you are young you are told that eating carrots is good for your eyesight but when you get older you end up wearing glasses, why is this?

Must be correct 'cos you never see a rabbit wearing glasses