Cat Vs Dog

I like both but i have always had dogs. Currently Betsy the staffy. I think it horses for courses really and i can understand why some people cant cope with dogs and some think cats aloof. I dont mind either tbh. it would be unfair to have a cat with bets as she is not comfortable with other animals,, but is perfect with people.
 
Cats indifferent to your fate


Everything is just fine
REPORTS that a cat-borne parasite can seriously harm humans have been greeted with indifference by cats.

Toxoplasma infects thousands of homo sapiens each month and can cause cysts in the human brain. However cats do not see the issue as a priority.

Overweight grey cat Roy Hobbs said: “Thanks for the heads up, but these balls aren’t going to lick themselves.”

Black and white three-year-old cat Nikki Hollis said: “The main action I’ll be taking is going back to sleep.”

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute For Studies said: “When we all start dropping like flies from the smorgasbord of cat diseases, they will briefly wonder why everything is so quiet before carrying on doing fuck all for 23 hours a day.

“That lovable family pet of yours is a stealthy toxoplasmosis bullet and you may as well give scraps of chicken to a screaming lunatic wearing a Semtex waistcoat.

“Don’t assume your mouldering corpse will be viewed as anything other than a minor obstruction between cat and catflap.”

The elderly-friendly harbingers of death have established an effective relationship with humans based on lonely people choosing to misinterpret their demands for food as some sort of affection.

Brubaker said: “Sensible people always thought that cats are nasty little bastards that enjoy messing with us but it’s actually worse than that – they barely know we exist.”
 
Had a cat called Zico, alright when he was a kitten. became a miserable fucker that never wanted
to do anything so I gave it away. Got two dogs now, obviously more demanding but they communicate better and love you more. keep you fit too!
 
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Dogs all day long, can't stand Cats.

My dog, Alfie, is a 6 year old St Bernard and you couldn't possibly meet a more friendly Dog.
 
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