Cat Vs Dog

XxRachXx said:
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
Cats are shit!

They eat, sleep, shit and on occasions get run over by cars! I for one don't feel guilty for kicking then whenever I see one in the road!!

You ever hear of a police cat? No cause it would just sit there not giving a fuck and walk to where ever there was food!!

My mate had a cat and one day it was getting obese he assumed it was a tumour or something but later found out that it was just fucking off nextdoor for some free food, It went missing not long ago so he assumed it's dead somewhere I reckon it's just fucked off to someone elses house!!

That's cats for ya, no loyalty!

Cat's are for United fans
Dog's are for blues!!
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If i saw you kicking a cat you'd get the same back disgusting
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You're right they are disgusting animals!<br /><br />-- Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:48 pm --<br /><br />
1961_vintage said:
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
Cats are shit!

They eat, sleep, shit and on occasions get run over by cars! I for one don't feel guilty for kicking then whenever I see one in the road!!

You ever hear of a police cat? No cause it would just sit there not giving a fuck and walk to where ever there was food!!

My mate had a cat and one day it was getting obese he assumed it was a tumour or something but later found out that it was just fucking off nextdoor for some free food, It went missing not long ago so he assumed it's dead somewhere I reckon it's just fucked off to someone elses house!!

That's cats for ya, no loyalty!

Cat's are for United fans
Dog's are for blues!!
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Something about your post tells me you might be a dog owner?
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I don't own either but much prefer dogs over cats, unless it's a Cheetah or a Lion then I'd take that as a pet over a dog any day!
 
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:
Cats are shit!

They eat, sleep, shit and on occasions get run over by cars! I for one don't feel guilty for kicking then whenever I see one in the road!!

You ever hear of a police cat? No cause it would just sit there not giving a fuck and walk to where ever there was food!!

My mate had a cat and one day it was getting obese he assumed it was a tumour or something but later found out that it was just fucking off nextdoor for some free food, It went missing not long ago so he assumed it's dead somewhere I reckon it's just fucked off to someone elses house!!

That's cats for ya, no loyalty!

Cat's are for United fans
Dog's are for blues!!
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This might be him after he got so fed-up listening to you banging-on about "did you ever hear of a police cat" he ran-off and signed-up??

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This is my dog.

[bigimg]http://i.imgur.com/gapPU.jpg[/bigimg]

She's wonderful. I prefer her to the missus.
 
Damocles said:
This is my dog.

[bigimg]http://i.imgur.com/gapPU.jpg[/bigimg]

She's wonderful. I prefer her to the missus.
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With the spade poking through, i take it you have just put the missus under the patio?
 
I've been doing the gardening and it fell over a few minutes ago but I thought I can wait to pick it up until I grab another drink (which is a few yards to the left of that door!)
 
paphos-mcfc said:
Think you'd better ask de niro for some new laminate as well!!
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Haha, I'm at Mum's house rather than mine. Probably need to sort it now that you mention it!
 
Had her for ten years. Through my parents divorce, my degree, my mothers ill health, the start of my freelance career, relationship ups and downs. She's my faithful companion. My sidekick. I've also trained her (really) to bark at red shirts. Perfect.
 
if you die alone in your house etc,and you are left for a while with dog or cat trapped, a cat will eat you, a dog wouldnt it would die with you of starvation fact!! a cat ate my grandad,the ****. dogs all day and night cats are horrible little cork arse creatures.
 
bazamancity3 said:
if you die alone in your house etc,and you are left for a while with dog or cat trapped, a cat will eat you, a dog wouldnt it will die with you of starvation fact a cat ate my grandad, ****
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What was it mate, a Lion?
 
paphos-mcfc said:
bazamancity3 said:
if you die alone in your house etc,and you are left for a while with dog or cat trapped, a cat will eat you, a dog wouldnt it will die with you of starvation fact a cat ate my grandad, ****
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What was it mate, a Lion?
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no he died in his flat and the cat started to eat him not in a kinky way either
 
bazamancity3 said:
paphos-mcfc said:
bazamancity3 said:
if you die alone in your house etc,and you are left for a while with dog or cat trapped, a cat will eat you, a dog wouldnt it will die with you of starvation fact a cat ate my grandad, ****
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What was it mate, a Lion?
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no he died in his flat and the cat started to eat him not in a kinky way either
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Terrible mate. Although I did have in mind the way you put it, a huge beast of a cat sat licking it's paws next to a skeleton.
 
paphos-mcfc said:
bazamancity3 said:
paphos-mcfc said:
What was it mate, a Lion?
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no he died in his flat and the cat started to eat him not in a kinky way either
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Terrible mate. Although I did have in mind the way you put it, a huge beast of a cat sat licking it's paws next to a skeleton.
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lol yes just saying there horrible things cats not loyal like a dog
 
Dogs would fucking take a bullet for you.And dogs save people's lives in rescue etc.They are useful in offence and defence.Cats on the other hand are close to useless.
 
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