Well just to lighten the mood as have personally given up in getting a ticket and am moving house ,so very stressed.
Was in Chiang Rai, with my best pal, going to do a trek to stay with hill tribes for a week. The night before we set out had a dodgy meal and had the worst squits ever. Had loads of imodium and codeine as was always prepared for the worst and wished to complete the trip. Took copious amounts of both and after a James Bond boat up the Mekong River, elephant ride, and a long walk we finally reached the destination. After three days woke up at about 5am with a strong urge to open my bowels. There was a lavvy but it stank so much and I noticed the locals always used the bushes. Went into the bushes and decided to drop one. Shortly after, there was a rustling in the bushes and looked behind me and there was a wild boar waiting for me to finish. And yes it made a meal of my droppings.Was terrified, but it was only after one thing.
For breakfast the locals made us bacon and eggs, so I asked where do you get the bacon from.You can guess the answer.