Chant for Mario

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Wiped the smile off Wio's face
Balotelli's fuckin' ace
Na na na na...na na na...nana.

(Tin hat at the ready - again).
 
There's only one chant for Mario and it goes like this

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!
 
barney* said:
There's only one chant for Mario and it goes like this

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!
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SPOT ON
 
barney* said:
There's only one chant for Mario and it goes like this

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS,
HE DRIVE'S AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A WALLET FULL OF CASH,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE WINKED AT MAN UNITED AND HE SHOOK THE FUCKERS UP,
HE'S GOING BACK TO WEMBLEY AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP,

OOOOOOO BALOTELLI,
HE'S OUR STRIKER,
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS,
HE BUY'S ALL TOP MOTORS AND HE SMASHES EM ALL UP,
HE PARKS WHERE HE WANTS AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK,
OOOOOOOO BALOTELLI!
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What about this?

Ooooooooo balotelli he's a striker
He's good at darts
An allergy to grass
And when he plays
He's fuckin class
He picks up young boys
And he takes them to their class
 
tilbz said:
What about this?

Ooooooooo balotelli he's a striker
He's good at darts
An allergy to grass
And when he plays
He's fuckin class
He picks up young boys
And he takes them to their class
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This made me do one of those 'LOL' things.
 
How about

Bolatelli you're a wanker, you're a wanker

Bolatelli you're a wanker, you're a wanker
 
Chicken Kiev said:
How about

Bolatelli you're a wanker, you're a wanker

Bolatelli you're a wanker, you're a wanker
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How bout

Chicken Kiev you're a rag, you're a rag.
 
Mario's Chicken Hat Is The Best
It's Better Than A Snood Or A Veeeeest
We Don't Care If He Looks Like A Twat
Super Mario's Chicken Hat<br /><br />-- Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:28 am --<br /><br />Another verse for the darts song

Oooooh Balotelli..he's a striker..he's good at darts
An Allergy to grass but when he plays he's fucking class
He wears his bib the wrong way round but that's cos it's the fash
 
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