Chants for the post-COVID climate.

[TheThirdDeano]

I feel like our old chants are dated, and we shouldn’t be resting on our laurels when we’ve been gifted this time to create new ones!

We not allowed at home and we’re not allowed away,
Many people died but football we can play,
They don’t give a fuck cause the sponsors’ paying up!
COVID-19, foul play!

 

[blueinsa]

Whose the wanker in the mask

 

[the talisman]

You’re going home on a fucking ventilator

 

[93.20]

You're not fit to wear the mask

 

[TheBlueDune]

It's only 0-0
50,000 empty seats
We're watching TV

 

[sutty66]

they’re here, they’re there, they’re everywhere fucking where, empty seats empty seatsss

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Haha.

We've had a song about it for years.

 

[quiet_riot]

"They're here, they're there, they're every-fucking where - empty seats."


"You've had your day out, now wash your hands"

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Oh wet market, you're a fuckin arsehole

 

[its a Barm]

If your watching at the ground your a ****.

 

[The Black Shed]

The Bernardo song revisited:

"PP EEEE.... for me
And for City too
For Pep
And for Sheikh Mansour, oh yeah
We're all wearing PPE, oooh oh oh
PP EEEE...

 

[johnmcfcagain]

We do not, we don't really fear; we do not, we don't really fear; just like a nurse working without PPE; We don't really fear...

Followed by NHS, NHS, NHS!!!

 

[solley attwell]

Where were you when you were sick?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Hark now hear
the Covid cough
The rags all ran away,
and we won't breathe for evermore
we're all in A&E

 

[BringBackSwales]

You must have come in an empty taxi (come as in arrived I mean!)

 

[Cellarite]

25 points clear,
all thanks to V-A-R,
Sky had got their winners,
it was all a fucking farce.

Then along came COVID,
the league was put on hold,
the scousers tried to furlough,
"Pay up" the twats were told.

But then the league re-started,
completely different rules,
integrity my arsehole,
they think we're fucking fools.

Allez, allez, allez…..

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Stay Away, stay away,
We're the famous Man City and we've got to stay away.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

We're going down wearing COVID-19 masks, COVID-19 masks, COVID-19 masks,
We're going down ...

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

If you didn't catch the virus clap your hands (CLAP CLAP)
If you didn't catch the virus clap your hands (CLAP CLAP)
If you didn't catch the virus
If you didn't catch the virus
If you didn't catch the virus clap your hands (CLAP CLAP)

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Stand Uuuuppp, if you're able to
Stand Uuuuppp, if you're able to
Stand Uuuuppp, if you're able to
Stand Uuuuppp, if you're able to



EDIT: Better stop now ...