I see that the pretend Bolton Wanderers supporting cheat of a referee that is Lee-The City Hating-Twat-Mason is in charge tonight. In other words, Chelsea can forget it.
The Mason fornicator is Fergiescum's creature and if necessary, he will be quite prepared to award four dodgy penalties against the Chavski's; and should this not be good enough to deliver a win to the swamp-dwelling glory-hunters and bandwagon jumpers, then there will be a minimum of 27 minutes Rasher-Time played in order to facilitate the awarding of yet more penalties of a raggy persuasion. This will go on until such time as Yoonited convert one of the said penalties, thereby taking a very late lead. Once they have done so, the 27 minutes of Rasher-Time will suddenly evaporate into thin air and the final whistle will blow before the Chavs have had time to pick the ball out of their own net.
Meanwhile, any goals scored by the Chavski's in between wave after wave of rag penalties will be deemed not to have crossed the line and Rag-Boy Mason will subsequently deny seeing the net bulge and claim his nearside linesman was unsighted and anyway, a bit of a twat, so not worth consulting.
MARK MY WORDS, ALL THIS WILL COME TO PASS
The Mason fornicator is Fergiescum's creature and if necessary, he will be quite prepared to award four dodgy penalties against the Chavski's; and should this not be good enough to deliver a win to the swamp-dwelling glory-hunters and bandwagon jumpers, then there will be a minimum of 27 minutes Rasher-Time played in order to facilitate the awarding of yet more penalties of a raggy persuasion. This will go on until such time as Yoonited convert one of the said penalties, thereby taking a very late lead. Once they have done so, the 27 minutes of Rasher-Time will suddenly evaporate into thin air and the final whistle will blow before the Chavs have had time to pick the ball out of their own net.
Meanwhile, any goals scored by the Chavski's in between wave after wave of rag penalties will be deemed not to have crossed the line and Rag-Boy Mason will subsequently deny seeing the net bulge and claim his nearside linesman was unsighted and anyway, a bit of a twat, so not worth consulting.
MARK MY WORDS, ALL THIS WILL COME TO PASS