cheap but nice North-West breaks...

[niall'sdiscoshorts]

Cumbria, lake district, search log cabins in the area some are quite expensive but others seem reasonable.

 

[jimharri]

How about a weekend in Mossley ?

If he goes to Mossley and reads a book that will really confuse the locals.

Would he be able to concentrate enough to read with all that banjo music in the background?

 

[sir baconface]

I could put you up in the spare room for a small fee

Corky's landlady may have a vacancy soon. No disrespect, Ducado, but I suspect she may offer more comprehensive hospitality.

Seriously, though, the Peak District or Yorkshire Dales could do nicely.