Chillies

[scowy68]

The wife went out with her girly pals before,any way i saw a couple of beers in the fridge and a jar of cajun sauce doing nothing.Hey presto a nice evening in .Any way to add a bit of heat to the sauce, i chopped up some bird eye chillies, added them to the mix ,and had a nice little chicken meal.Half an hour later i jump up and head off to the bog for a slash, and completely forget i haven' washed my hands since i cooked the meal.Any way out comes the old boy and then it just hit me,fucks sake me balls are now the colour of a tomato and feel like someone dipped them in a coal fire for five minutes!

 

[PistonBlue]

The wife went out with her girly pals before,any way i saw a couple of beers in the fridge and a jar of cajun sauce doing nothing.Hey presto a nice evening in .Any way to add a bit of heat to the sauce, i chopped up some bird eye chillies, added them to the mix ,and had a nice little chicken meal.Half an hour later i jump up and head off to the bog for a slash, and completely forget i haven' washed my hands since i cooked the meal.Any way out comes the old boy and then it just hit me,fucks sake me balls are now the colour of a tomato and feel like someone dipped them in a coal fire for five minutes!

Do you always stroke yer balls when you have a lag? Or was you up to sommat else?


you'll go blind you know

 

[scowy68]

No not indeed,i just caught them when i was taking my tackle out.

 

[ancoats]

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

You must wash your hands after handling chillies. It's essential!!

 

[mcfc_ms]

I really like chillies but you have to be careful when you touch them. I cut some up the other week, forgot to wash my hands and wiped my nose. Bloody hell, my nose swelled up and it felt like someone had stuck a lit match up there

 

[CTID1989]

hahahaha

 

[stonerblue]

The wife went out with her girly pals before,any way i saw a couple of beers in the fridge and a jar of cajun sauce doing nothing.Hey presto a nice evening in .Any way to add a bit of heat to the sauce, i chopped up some bird eye chillies, added them to the mix ,and had a nice little chicken meal.Half an hour later i jump up and head off to the bog for a slash, and completely forget i haven' washed my hands since i cooked the meal.Any way out comes the old boy and then it just hit me,fucks sake me balls are now the colour of a tomato and feel like someone dipped them in a coal fire for five minutes!

think yourself lucky young man

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article4842531.ece

 

[tommcfc]

The wife went out with her girly pals before,any way i saw a couple of beers in the fridge and a jar of cajun sauce doing nothing.Hey presto a nice evening in .Any way to add a bit of heat to the sauce, i chopped up some bird eye chillies, added them to the mix ,and had a nice little chicken meal.Half an hour later i jump up and head off to the bog for a slash, and completely forget i haven' washed my hands since i cooked the meal.Any way out comes the old boy and then it just hit me,fucks sake me balls are now the colour of a tomato and feel like someone dipped them in a coal fire for five minutes!

think yourself lucky young man

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article4842531.ece

Jesus Christ!
Take it he lost the competition then? by default

 

[scowy68]

The wife went out with her girly pals before,any way i saw a couple of beers in the fridge and a jar of cajun sauce doing nothing.Hey presto a nice evening in .Any way to add a bit of heat to the sauce, i chopped up some bird eye chillies, added them to the mix ,and had a nice little chicken meal.Half an hour later i jump up and head off to the bog for a slash, and completely forget i haven' washed my hands since i cooked the meal.Any way out comes the old boy and then it just hit me,fucks sake me balls are now the colour of a tomato and feel like someone dipped them in a coal fire for five minutes!

think yourself lucky young man

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article4842531.ece

Read that today at work stoner.Plain stupid if you ask me.I've got my Polish mate coming round for the City game on Thursday.Was thinking of introducing him to the delights of curry.