The wife went out with her girly pals before,any way i saw a couple of beers in the fridge and a jar of cajun sauce doing nothing.Hey presto a nice evening in .Any way to add a bit of heat to the sauce, i chopped up some bird eye chillies, added them to the mix ,and had a nice little chicken meal.Half an hour later i jump up and head off to the bog for a slash, and completely forget i haven' washed my hands since i cooked the meal.Any way out comes the old boy and then it just hit me,fucks sake me balls are now the colour of a tomato and feel like someone dipped them in a coal fire for five minutes!
