I don't think Grayling is a nice chap, I think he is a **** of the highest order, in fact being such an idiotic massive **** is the only thing in his life he has achieved. He should be known as the Honourable Member for Cunts. Add that to his manifestly incompetent handling of anything I am certain he couldnt handle a **** properly, he would just go straight in the shit as he always does.
If he resigned and in his place they installed a big pile of steaming cow pat, the HoC would immediately be improved and the cow pat would be more competent and probably smell better than the ****.
Imagine what sort of **** you have to be to vote for the ****, his constituency must have the largest ratio of cunts per head of population in the UK. His only redeeming feature is he isn't Johnson, that **** is a bigger **** than Grayling and given how much of a **** Grayling is it shows how much of a **** Johnson is. There should be a new word added to the lexicon of descriptive collective nouns, we have a Murder of Crows, an intrusion of cockroaches, a lamentation of Swans and we should add a Conservative of Cunts to the list and especially for Grayling himself, an Abomination of Graylings.