Chris Rea

[journolud]

Brexit satnav...turn right at the empty factory,then turn right at the food bank then turn right at the abandoned Surestart next to the soup kitchen then turn right at every opportunity....At the cliff edge keep straight on.......

I had one of those, took forever to work the route out

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

You're lucky, my Tony Christie sat nav sent me to some woman called Marie in Amarillo.

Was she in when you got there?

 

[The perfect fumble]

Was she in when you got there?

Nope, so I switched on my Canned Heat satnav and I'm on the road again.

 

[sir baconface]

wrong singer!
Jeez!!

Whoops!

 

[The perfect fumble]

My sex pistols one keeps sending me to Birmingham to meet some bird called Pauline who's just had an abortion

A case of insanity

I'm a lazy sod, I don't understand this thing at all.

Please don't be waiting for me.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Or the U2 sat nav, fucking useless as all the streets have no names.....

I've got an upgraded U2 one, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Everyday is a winding road with my Sheryl Crow sat nav.

 

[Magicpole]

Has just set off.
I wonder if he will make it this year......

Apparently he's a sound guy, but I hate his music. There, I've said it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I'm a lazy sod, I don't understand this thing at all.

Please don't be waiting for me.

We've got a problem....

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I've got an upgraded U2 one, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for

Maybe you will get it to work on new years day?