"Logically, most of this stuff is pure nonsense. Conspiracy and corruption takes place in back rooms, with cynical actors working to manipulate events in their favour. But fans don’t preoccupy themselves with the really sinister parts of football - the governance of the world game protecting corporate interests while facilitating sports washing on an industrial scale."
So basically there's no cheating, no bias, we're all mad, but City and Newcastle are cheats. You believe that? No tribalism there?