Surely the most hysterical player ever on our books. What was Keegan thinking of? I'll start us off - debut (?) at Portsmouth in a 1-2 defeat - gets the ball and passes it with studied care into an area where there are absolutely no city players - a bit like a FIFA video game player pointed in the wrong direction might do. That was back in 2001. He kept popping up in the weirdest cameos for years and years afterwards.