Christmas cracker 'jokes'.

[Fred_Quimby]

All in here.
How does Santa Claus keep track of every fireplace he has already visited?
He keeps a log.

Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snowball.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

What did one Christmas tree say to another?
Lighten up.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells.
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the ocean say to Santa as he flew past?
Nothing, it just waved.
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies.

 

[hallsteve62]

Please God, make it stop!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Calling @Lavinda Past to the thread.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Calling @Lavinda Past to the thread.

What did the snowman say to another snowman?

Can you smell carrots?

 

[Indaparkside]

What’s the most popular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful.

 

[Indaparkside]

What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!