Cinema etiquette, what would you do?

[Blue Maverick]

Are you being a dick?

Where you calling me a **** earlier?

 

[kaz7]

Where you calling me a **** earlier?

As if i would do that

 

[Blue Maverick]

As if i would do that

As if I’d be a dick then

 

[mccity]

My trick is to go out and get wasted the night before, then in the morning drink lots of anything that isn't water, eat a load of fat too spicy curry and that way if the cinema gets a bit too feisty I'll just straight up shit myself. The stench alone clears out the entire building, nevermind just the screen. Now I can watch the joys of Ken Loach in peace without the philistines forcing me out.

 

[kippax4ever]

You're lucky, the usherette made the man next to me get his 10 inch cock out, to prove that he wasn't stealing a jumbo hotdog.

Sorry about that mate,get it all the time.

 

[Manc in London]

You can take the man out of manc......but

More like little man syndrome on my part. :)

 

[andyhinch]

It lost all its appeal when they banned wanking in the circle. I’m blaming Mary Whitehouse.

 

[Bigga]

Ok mate I get it, the question was what do I do go ask for a refund stating that a disabled person is ruining my enjoyment of a film, I know how that looks, yet I say again, if I went and did the same for someone talking or messing around on their phones, management would either have a word with them or give me a refund. What do you think they’d do in this instance, say fuck off be more tolerant, like I said I watched the whole film, next time I’ll just walk.

Mate, I did say "part of me". That's my protective parent mode.

I get it, but someone talking on their phone is not part of their 'nature' as they weren't born with it as part of their hands and can stop their noise and respect those around them.

Someone with autism, a tick, a wheelchair, Downs or Turrets etc., cannot switch off their natural being.

They're included in this world too.

But, yeah, I get it.

 

[idahoblues]

Can't remember the last time I went to the cinema

 

[Dubai Blue]

Do they bother enforcing age restrictions over there anymore? Over here, you get absolute cunts bringing their kids to the latest 18-rated psychological thriller.

And I don't mean teenagers, I mean babies and toddlers for screenings finishing around midnight. You can imagine what a pleasant experience that is!

If you're lucky enough for there not to be any kids or teenagers behaving like knobs, the film will still be ruined by the numerous adults that haven't evolved enough to develop even the most basic concept of public etiquette.

It's got so bad that we now have dedicated "Destraction Free" screenings, where children, talking and phones aren't allowed. Seems to me that should be the basic default setting for a cinema, but there you go. Welcome to the modern world!