Circumcision for the over 50s

[Blue Til Death]

So you had four skins and now you want to make it 2??? I thought aliens were only on RAWK..!

 

[2sheikhs]

I can't understand how anyone would CHOOSE to have it done.
Crack on though, it's no skin off my nose.

 

[smeeagain]

I cant afford to chop any off mine ,I need all the length I was born with!

 

[smeeagain]

this reminds me of the best ever put down i heard from a comedian , he said to the heckler have you been circumcised?? , (heckler)yes ! (comedian) well they threw the wrong piece away !

 

[maccieblue]

It's no drawback.

And its no skin off my nose

 

[dronefromsector7G]

And its no skin off my nose

That gag’s been done. Can you pull it back?

 

[kippax4ever]

Why would any man want to.you dont drive your car without you bonnet off.
Unless you got a hot-ROD..

 

[SebastianBlue]

Why would any man want to.you dont drive your car without you bonnet off.
Unless you got a hot-ROD..

I came in this thread for the puns...

And all I got was the shaft.

 

[kippax4ever]

I came in this thread for the puns...

And all I got was the shaft.

No BALL bearings included..& was the shaft lubed up...

 

[Metalartin]

I was looking for this on the thread, so I will add it to save others the disappointment of not seeing it: