City Dodgy Hairdos XI

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

With Haaland, Phillips and possibly Cucurella joining adding to Jack last season it seems our recruitment strategy is very much going towards dodgy barnets, Half expecting Carlos Valderama to be signed on Deadline Day. Got me thinking can we put a team of awful hairdos together. (will possibly be heavily 80s influenced....

1. Barry Siddall (lack of hairdo, Willy Caballero was close behind)
2. Andy May (Flock of Seagulls, hairspray induced classic)
3. Michael Frontzeck (not really a hairdo, but a right slaphead and I havent seen one pisstaking XI yet with him not in it)
4, Martin DeMechelis (never has a pony tail been worn with such authority. Erling take note)
5. Kenny Clements (the Halcyon day of the Perm and Tash)
6. Ian Bishop (could have made an XI of his own PERMutations)
7. Paul Simpson (didnt he once have a really dodgy half perm)
8. Gerry Gow (looked more like Freddie Boswell from Bread than Freddie Boswell did)
9. Uwe Roesler (the classic continental curly haired mullet, still worn 5 years after the hairdo had been maligned and culled in the UK)
10. Stephen Ireland (fake hair, nuff said)
11. Trevor Morley (Tash and Mullet combo, what more could you want)

Was looking to get the Paul Lake curtains in there, but who didnt have them at the time!!

Probably missed out a load but made me smile...

 

[Corky]

Sterling could do a I to XI himself.

 

[Kippax77]

Gary Flitcroft had a bad onion head back when he came through the first team

 

[lancs blue]

No Jim Tolmie? Scandalous!

 

[Legal Alien]

Sergio had a couple of dodgy ones i thought.

You can have a field day going back to the 80's...to name a few:
Tommy Caton
Andy May
Neil Mcnabb
Mark Lillis

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Sergio had a couple of dodgy ones i thought.

You can have a field day going back to the 80's...to name a few:
Tommy Caton
Andy May
Neil Mcnabb
Mark Lillis

I see your McNab and Caton, and raise you Barry Silkman

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[Chi-town blues]

Samaras
Santa cruz
Sagna

 

[jayfx]

With Haaland, Phillips and possibly Cucurella joining adding to Jack last season it seems our recruitment strategy is very much going towards dodgy barnets, Half expecting Carlos Valderama to be signed on Deadline Day. Got me thinking can we put a team of awful hairdos together. (will possibly be heavily 80s influenced....

1. Barry Siddall (lack of hairdo, Willy Caballero was close behind)
2. Andy May (Flock of Seagulls, hairspray induced classic)
3. Michael Frontzeck (not really a hairdo, but a right slaphead and I havent seen one pisstaking XI yet with him not in it)
4, Martin DeMechelis (never has a pony tail been worn with such authority. Erling take note)
5. Kenny Clements (the Halcyon day of the Perm and Tash)
6. Ian Bishop (could have made an XI of his own PERMutations)
7. Paul Simpson (didnt he once have a really dodgy half perm)
8. Gerry Gow (looked more like Freddie Boswell from Bread than Freddie Boswell did)
9. Uwe Roesler (the classic continental curly haired mullet, still worn 5 years after the hairdo had been maligned and culled in the UK)
10. Stephen Ireland (fake hair, nuff said)
11. Trevor Morley (Tash and Mullet combo, what more could you want)

Was looking to get the Paul Lake curtains in there, but who didnt have them at the time!!

Probably missed out a load but made me smile...

But surely Haaland trumps all of those! A pretty boy hair do looks bad enough on a pretty boy. It looks ridiculous on Haaland.

 

[Sky Blue]

George Heslop.

 

[stonerblue]

Kinkladze. Shocking mullet
Quinn. Shocking mullet
McMahon. Shocking mullet