City top of football arrests league

peoffrey said:
What had they done?
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Not too sure of the exact offence, but their entrance was quite spectacular, singing “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused passengers on the 10:45 from Hamburg to Dusseldorf.

They found a carriage (which I doubt they’d reserved) and I counted at least 20 cans of Stella, when I passed them at Bremen.
There followed a lengthy delay at Osnabruck, with Polizei and sniffer dogs forcing them along the platform, much to the amusement of the locals.

We were then informed: “Due to a police incident this train is now running 7 minutes late”

My best guess is they hadn’t bought train tickets, but equally it could have been complaints from fellow passengers or abuse of Deutsche Bahn personnel.
I spotted them later that evening, chanting “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused locals on the Altstadt.

10/10 for relentless consistency, but arguably requiring a wider playlist.
 
Scaring Europe to Death said:
Not too sure of the exact offence, but their entrance was quite spectacular, singing “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused passengers on the 10:45 from Hamburg to Dusseldorf.

They found a carriage (which I doubt they’d reserved) and I counted at least 20 cans of Stella, when I passed them at Bremen.
There followed a lengthy delay at Osnabruck, with Polizei and sniffer dogs forcing them along the platform, much to the amusement of the locals.

We were then informed: “Due to a police incident this train is now running 7 minutes late”

My best guess is they hadn’t bought train tickets, but equally it could have been complaints from fellow passengers or abuse of Deutsche Bahn personnel.
I spotted them later that evening, chanting “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused locals on the Altstadt.

10/10 for relentless consistency, but arguably requiring a wider playlist.
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With a username like yours, are you sure this wasn't actually you?
 
Scaring Europe to Death said:
Not too sure of the exact offence, but their entrance was quite spectacular, singing “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused passengers on the 10:45 from Hamburg to Dusseldorf.

They found a carriage (which I doubt they’d reserved) and I counted at least 20 cans of Stella, when I passed them at Bremen.
There followed a lengthy delay at Osnabruck, with Polizei and sniffer dogs forcing them along the platform, much to the amusement of the locals.

We were then informed: “Due to a police incident this train is now running 7 minutes late”

My best guess is they hadn’t bought train tickets, but equally it could have been complaints from fellow passengers or abuse of Deutsche Bahn personnel.
I spotted them later that evening, chanting “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused locals on the Altstadt.

10/10 for relentless consistency, but arguably requiring a wider playlist.
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Haha. Cultural ambassadors then?
 
peoffrey said:
Fake Mancs are usually the worst for it. I'm convinced two were putting on an accent on the train to Norwich in the FA Cup last season. Picture Clone Island coats and cans of Stella Artois. I've lived all around Manchester and have never heard anyone speak like them. I couldn't be bothered to grill them.

There was also one in sunglasses away at Chelsea. I genuinely thought he was trying to do an impression of a Manc Harry Kane.
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These 2?

 
Scaring Europe to Death said:
Not too sure of the exact offence, but their entrance was quite spectacular, singing “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused passengers on the 10:45 from Hamburg to Dusseldorf.

They found a carriage (which I doubt they’d reserved) and I counted at least 20 cans of Stella, when I passed them at Bremen.
There followed a lengthy delay at Osnabruck, with Polizei and sniffer dogs forcing them along the platform, much to the amusement of the locals.

We were then informed: “Due to a police incident this train is now running 7 minutes late”

My best guess is they hadn’t bought train tickets, but equally it could have been complaints from fellow passengers or abuse of Deutsche Bahn personnel.
I spotted them later that evening, chanting “You play Thursday coz you’re fucking shite” to dozens of bemused locals on the Altstadt.

10/10 for relentless consistency, but arguably requiring a wider playlist.
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Might explain why rascal dropped off the radar for a while ;-)
 
Top of the league
Top of the leeeeaaaaguuueeee
MANCHESTER CITY
We're top of the league
 
I don't know why they make a big deal about this, as usual football is singled out unfairly. Considering the amount of people that attend matches it is a tiny figure. More people are arrested in town centres on a weekend clubbing and I am sure I heard that the arrest rate at the toffs Henley Regatta was higher than most football matches.
 
Scenes like Everton tend to happen when there's 6000 away fans and not 3000.

My sister dated a Detective Sergeant once and he said City had a reputation amongst the force. Having said that, he supports Cardiff so it's a bit rich coming from him.
 
"Them city fans a right bunch of pillocks sarge, is it possible we could have those 2 masters of disguise to infiltrate the team for the away game trains?...and yes, just sign there sir...that's it right under where it states double time "
 
Anyone who refuses to believe that packs of Scallies from the north west are capable of mither are deluded or live elsewhere.
 
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