Classic City jokes

[bananamilksheikh]

City's away fans are banned from europe because the last time they threw the cannon balls overboard and ripped the sails!<br /><br />-- Mon May 21, 2012 6:29 pm --<br /><br />the biggest library in football... one Book and 11 comics

 

[samharris]

Thieves broke into City's trophy cabinet,removed the trophies and knicked the cabinet.

 

[BlueMoonraker]

City were allowed flares at the semi-final against United as that's what they were wearing the last time they played there!<br /><br />-- Mon May 21, 2012 9:47 pm --<br /><br />I've been on the City diet: hard cheese, sour grapes and plenty of bitter.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Bernard Manning, On Citys relegation to Div1 : Jack the ripper will be out before us

I think it was the Yorkshire Ripper iirc.

 

[Carver]

When the Kippax was rebuilt my dad's seat was on the very last row, he used to say "It's great up there, when we're playing crap it's a great place to watch the planes going into the airport".

 

[mammyjam]

Thieves broke into the Maine Road trophy room and were seen leaving with a sky blue carpet!


Why are there no kids at City games..........coz mums always tell them "don't go near that Maine Road!"




This was one my Uncle Mark (Leeds fan) made up himself......

Joe Royal and Baconface are being interviewed for the MEN.

Reporter: So Joe what are City's hopes for the season?
Joe: Well we really hope we get out of division 2.
Reporter: What about you Alex,what do the scum hope to achieve?
BF: "Well we want to win the Premier League,FA cup,Champions League,League cup and win every single game 5.0!"
Reporter: Don't you think that's asking a bit much?
BF: Well Joe started it!


Arf arf arf

your uncle mark is a liar and a damnable cad, I heard that one with different wording about alan ball when i was in primary school... i remember it well because i thumped the lad who said it... i'm still not allowed to return to teaching even now ;)

 

[Anonymous]

Thieves broke into the Maine Road trophy room and were seen leaving with a sky blue carpet!


Why are there no kids at City games..........coz mums always tell them "don't go near that Maine Road!"




This was one my Uncle Mark (Leeds fan) made up himself......

Joe Royal and Baconface are being interviewed for the MEN.

Reporter: So Joe what are City's hopes for the season?
Joe: Well we really hope we get out of division 2.
Reporter: What about you Alex,what do the scum hope to achieve?
BF: "Well we want to win the Premier League,FA cup,Champions League,League cup and win every single game 5.0!"
Reporter: Don't you think that's asking a bit much?
BF: Well Joe started it!


Arf arf arf

your uncle mark is a liar and a damnable cad, I heard that one with different wording about alan ball when i was in primary school... i remember it well because i thumped the lad who said it... i'm still not allowed to return to teaching even now ;)

Take a bow son!

 

[Blue Theatre]

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